Ha HAAAA frigid cold-hearted painful NYC winter! You thought you had me beat but then I discovered this in the nick of time from the rad guys at Actual Pain:
Not only can this mask, excuse me, balaclava, block out the icy air, but Actual Pain gets bonus points for upping the creepy status with a cyclops eye and providing a shield of anonymity when I just want to walk down the street or ride my bike when it's 17º. I can't wait for this to arrive!!